Zero Days Sober
Zero Days Sober
Heisenburger
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Artist: HeisenBurger
Zero days sober. At least the hand signal is accurate.
Designed by HeisenBurger, Zero Days Sober features a hand forming a satisfyingly round zero beside a status update that refuses to celebrate restraint. Simple, cheeky, and built for drinking humour, it’s for anyone whose sobriety streak regularly resets before becoming measurable.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Ideal for pub nights, parties, and proudly uncomplicated weekend plans.
Record maintained at zero.