Standards Injury
Standards Injury
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Artist: Pacrims
I stubbed my toe on your standards.
Designed by Pacrims, Standards Injury pairs a wildly dramatic screaming reaction with a wonderfully unnecessary insult. Loud, ridiculous, and impressively petty, it’s for people who find low expectations physically hazardous.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. It won’t protect your toes, but at least the rest of you will feel comfortable.
Standards located. Damage minimal.