Stand Back, Probably
Stand Back, Probably
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Artist: Pacrims
Stand back. I think I know CPR.
Designed by Pacrims, Stand Back, Probably brings exactly the wrong level of confidence to an emergency. Bold, nervous, and medically questionable, it’s for people who watched one tutorial years ago and are now prepared to become everyone’s final option.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Suitable for emergencies, non-emergencies, and situations where confidence has arrived before competence.
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