Metaphorical Bite
Metaphorical Bite
CarbonEra
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Artist: CarbonEra
Strong opinions. Soft teeth. All bite marks are metaphorical.
Designed by CarbonEra, Metaphorical Bite is for people whose thoughts arrive sharp even when their dental situation does not. Witty, self-aware, and mildly threatening, it’s a perfect warning that the opinions are real but the danger is mostly conversational.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Comfortable enough for heated debates and harmless displays of aggression.
Big bite energy. Minimal actual damage.