Chargeable Conversations

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Designed by HeisenBurger, this tee reads, “I am billing you for this conversation”, a polite warning for unnecessary meetings, unsolicited advice, and people who insist on calling when a text would have worked perfectly well.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Wear it to work, parties, family gatherings, or anywhere your time is being used without a purchase order.
Small talk is no longer complimentary.