Carry Me, Then

Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me.
Designed by Pacrims, this tee sets a clear boundary between useful observations and completely unnecessary commentary. Yes, we’re tired. No, announcing it isn’t helping. Applications for transportation assistance, however, remain open.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Ideal for exhausted humans, professional nappers, and anyone currently running on caffeine and resentment.
Concern without assistance will not be accepted.