Are You Drunk?
Are You Drunk?
Heisenburger
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The form gave you options. You chose somewhere else entirely - because, we don't know. Drunk maybe?
Designed by Heisenburger, this “Are You Drunk?” tee features an X confidently marked outside the available choices - because sometimes the correct answer isn’t yes or no.
Made from soft and breathable 100% combed cotton, then bio-washed for a smoother, more comfortable finish. Ideal for confusing strangers, failing questionnaires, and thinking so far outside the box that you can no longer see it.
Technically incorrect. Spiritually accurate.
