Witness Protection
Witness Protection
Pawsitive
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Artist: Pawsitive
You saw nothing. The cat would appreciate your cooperation.
Designed by Pawsitive, Witness Protection features a black cat holding a bloody knife and issuing the kind of warning best accepted without additional questions. Dark, adorable, and extremely suspicious, it’s for cat lovers who know innocence is mostly a matter of presentation.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Comfortable enough for keeping secrets and maintaining plausible deniability.
No witnesses. Only whiskers.