Scripted Socialising
Scripted Socialising
Heisenburger
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Artist: HeisenBurger
I rehearsed this conversation. It's all scripted.
Designed by HeisenBurger, Scripted Socialising is for anyone who has mentally prepared an entire exchange only to watch it collapse the second another human gets involved. Awkward, relatable, and painfully familiar, it’s a tribute to overthinking every social interaction in advance.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and people who deliver their best lines three hours too late.
Prepared in advance.