One-Star Humans
One-Star Humans
CarbonEra
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Artist: CarbonEra
People: one star. Fucking nightmare. Wouldn’t recommend.
Designed by CarbonEra, One-Star Humans reviews the entire human population with the disappointment of someone who has thoroughly tested the product. Blunt, relatable, and completely out of patience, it’s for introverts who would like to speak to humanity’s manager.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Ideal for public places, reluctant socialising, and leaving feedback nobody requested.
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