First Time This Old
First Time This Old
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Artist: Pacrims
I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this old before.
Designed by Pacrims, First Time This Old is the perfect excuse for every confused adult moment, questionable choice, and awkward attempt at maturity. Honest, self-aware, and beautifully unqualified, it’s for anyone improvising their way through ageing.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Great for birthdays, existential episodes, and pretending adulthood came with instructions.
Age acquired. Wisdom still buffering.