Don’t Pee on My Leg
Don’t Pee on My Leg
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Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.
Designed by DeeplyUprooted, this tee is for people who appreciate honesty and have absolutely no patience for badly disguised nonsense. Blunt, timeless, and refreshingly direct, it delivers a simple message: the story had better match the evidence.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Because calling out nonsense should still feel comfortable.
Keep the excuses. Check the forecast.
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