Bear Survival Plan
Bear Survival Plan
TheoCrazy
Find your fit
Find Your Perfect Size
Enter a few details and we’ll recommend the most suitable T-shirt size for you.
Your recommended size
M
This is an approximate recommendation based on height, weight and preferred fit. Body shape and product cut may affect the final fit.
Couldn't load pickup availability
Buy 3 Get 30% Off
Buy 5 Get 40% Off
You can’t outrun a bear. You only need one slower friend.
Designed by TheoCrazy, Bear Survival Plan offers practical outdoor advice that is scientifically questionable but socially efficient. Featuring a bear and one deeply concerning strategy, it’s for hikers, campers, and anyone willing to sacrifice friendship for cardio-related survival.
Made from soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and bio-washed for a smooth, comfortable finish. Ideal for woodland adventures and selecting travel companions by running speed.
Pack snacks. Choose friends carefully.
